- All Time Low, Weightless
Why do I not have more friends that I am doing things like this with??
- best quote I’ve heard all night. (via marshallteelryan)
Black Barbie. by JILcreations.
you can’t not reblog this.
always makes me laugh.
that girl in the bottom right corner is killin me..
Fact: My chiropractor nicknamed me “Mayhem” after this guy because I distract people from doing their jobs. It’s true. What can I say people enjoy talking to me.
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
Hilarious. “the Blind Spot”
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
the important things.
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake